Foreign visitors

O,we don't mean welcome aliens, but the people who don't understand a simple word of Dutch. At first we advise Google translate, but keep in mind that google maybe can't keep up with the Dutch sentences used here, so read it and maybe wheep, but for what we want to tell, use the tone and settings of Monty Python x Tim Minchin.

Warning, don't ever try to read outloud the Dutch language, before thorough practice, we are not responsible for damage on your brain, relations, loss of jobs or any part of body that is getting a irrevisible en unchangeabale handicap or any injury that can happen while ding so.

But most of all, we will offer no cure and no pay, but presents are always welcome, even to gifts, or praise we don't object.

For the same services as we can offer, we are happily to recommend you to our colleagues of the other Brotherhoods of the Healing Blethers all arround the old world, we are the only right and real group of descendants of the old Healing Blethers and won't tollerate any copy or dillutional practising of quacks.